Sheesh. I'm rooming with a luckbox. A giant economy-sized luckbox. Congratulations to spidurman for winning today's FARGO no-limit hold'em championship. We won't mention that he got AA 10 times, KK 11 times, and QQ 12 times. We won't mention that people bet into him when he was holding the nuts. And we won't mention that he couldn't bluff if his life depended on it (mainly because he had no need to bluff because he either held QQ, KK, AA, or the nuts). We won't mention any of this.

But Todd did win today, and that's no joke. Congratulations.

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Congratulations to the Cubs who clinched the NL Central today.